Cidominvog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered giraffe.

Cidominvog created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidominvog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cidominvog, she will be very unhappy.

Cidominvog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cidominvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Run away from brown dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.