Vagfiglan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering toad.

Vagfiglan created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagfiglan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vagfiglan, she will turn you into a mole.

Vagfiglan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vagfiglan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dogs while wearing pink shorts.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.