Nabxinfut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, selfish turtle.

Nabxinfut created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Nabxinfut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nabxinfut, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Nabxinfut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nabxinfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always obey Nabxinfut's priests.