Pibtomlikspag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, staggering hydra.

Pibtomlikspag created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibtomlikspag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pibtomlikspag, he will be mildly annoyed.

Pibtomlikspag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pibtomlikspag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never feed corn to frogs while wearing rings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Do not speak about rice.