Bossnadlap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking jellyfish.

Bossnadlap created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossnadlap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bossnadlap, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bossnadlap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bossnadlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near tortoises while wearing black boots and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your neck.

3. Never hop near aardvarks.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide from brown gulls for they are unholy.