Cethugwab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy clam.

Cethugwab created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cethugwab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cethugwab, he will make you grow a tail.

Cethugwab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cethugwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Run away if six snakes approach from the west.

5. Pray towards the north.