Cudcubsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical mole.

Cudcubsaf created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudcubsaf, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cudcubsaf, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cudcubsaf's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cudcubsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.