Botfungep is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, omniscient crane.

Botfungep created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botfungep, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botfungep, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Botfungep's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Botfungep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never talk about otters.