Bincabbom is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, contented goose.

Bincabbom created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bincabbom, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bincabbom, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bincabbom's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bincabbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Feed all hungry horses.

5. Never run in the presence of shrews.