Vidhitpomrigkipdadlaklun is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, vain snake.

Vidhitpomrigkipdadlaklun created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vidhitpomrigkipdadlaklun, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vidhitpomrigkipdadlaklun, he will turn you into a hamster.

Vidhitpomrigkipdadlaklun's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vidhitpomrigkipdadlaklun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Hide from magenta tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Run away if five frogs approach from the north.