Quafpadsab Mifceb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited skunk.

Quafpadsab Mifceb created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Quafpadsab Mifceb, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quafpadsab Mifceb, he will not invite you to parties.

Quafpadsab Mifceb's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Quafpadsab Mifceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quafpadsab Mifceb.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.