Fedsatvol is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, confident human.

Fedsatvol created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fedsatvol, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fedsatvol, she will think nothing of it.

Fedsatvol's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fedsatvol's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six turtles approach from the north.

2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear violet jumpers.

5. Never mention moths.