Dubyarmum is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, humorless toad.

Dubyarmum created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Dubyarmum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dubyarmum, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dubyarmum's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dubyarmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.