Nurtarprag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful lobster.

Nurtarprag created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtarprag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurtarprag, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nurtarprag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nurtarprag's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.