Tunlitlegflisjabloophudrutt Tailfignar is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud dragon.

Tunlitlegflisjabloophudrutt Tailfignar created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunlitlegflisjabloophudrutt Tailfignar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tunlitlegflisjabloophudrutt Tailfignar, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tunlitlegflisjabloophudrutt Tailfignar's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tunlitlegflisjabloophudrutt Tailfignar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never wear turquoise boots.