Dissbammidhap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless rhinoceros.

Dissbammidhap created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissbammidhap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dissbammidhap, it will turn you into a rock.

Dissbammidhap's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dissbammidhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.