Bopvabfom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong turtle.

Bopvabfom created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopvabfom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bopvabfom, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bopvabfom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bopvabfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bopvabfom.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.