Garappmit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unjust dingo.

Garappmit created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garappmit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Garappmit, she will turn you into a rock.

Garappmit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Garappmit's Holy Commandments

1. Garappmit loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.