Cabcutyam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient troll.

Cabcutyam created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabcutyam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cabcutyam, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cabcutyam's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cabcutyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not eat strawberries.