Cebbemmut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, competent deer.

Cebbemmut created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebbemmut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cebbemmut, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cebbemmut's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cebbemmut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight copper sculptures of Cebbemmut on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Cebbemmut loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not dye your hair black.