Tongup is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented owl.

Tongup created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tongup, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tongup, it will ignore you.

Tongup's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tongup's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Tongup on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide if six rats approach from the south.