Watflagraw is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, capable toad.

Watflagraw created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watflagraw, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Watflagraw, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Watflagraw's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Watflagraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near geese while wearing fawn rings and balancing nine zinc spheres on your chest.

5. Never play with disobedient children.