Midsigyar Gidbogfab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient pigeon.

Midsigyar Gidbogfab created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Midsigyar Gidbogfab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Midsigyar Gidbogfab, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Midsigyar Gidbogfab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Midsigyar Gidbogfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Put Midsigyar Gidbogfab first in all things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always take life seriously.