Xucflamnig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, temperamental butterfly.

Xucflamnig created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucflamnig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xucflamnig, she will destroy your home planet.

Xucflamnig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Xucflamnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near sheep while wearing turquoise dresses and balancing three carbon spheres on your back.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not eat figs.