Quamsinnur is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart skunk.

Quamsinnur created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Quamsinnur, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quamsinnur, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quamsinnur's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Quamsinnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing red dresses.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about optics.