Inggupdidmiflik is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, omniscient zebra.

Inggupdidmiflik created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Inggupdidmiflik, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Inggupdidmiflik, he will remove you from existence.

Inggupdidmiflik's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Inggupdidmiflik's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Hide from white sharks for they are unholy.