Tabtikbass is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awesome faun.

Tabtikbass created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Tabtikbass, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tabtikbass, she will destroy your home solar system.

Tabtikbass' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tabtikbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Tabtikbass on top of all buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never look at comets.