Negbinomin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sage lobster.

Negbinomin created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbinomin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negbinomin, she will manifest in front of you.

Negbinomin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Negbinomin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the south.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Hide if four doves approach from the west.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always obey Negbinomin's priests.