Badsitbemsandibtafrak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring yak.

Badsitbemsandibtafrak created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badsitbemsandibtafrak, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Badsitbemsandibtafrak, he will boil you in a big pot.

Badsitbemsandibtafrak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Badsitbemsandibtafrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Badsitbemsandibtafrak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.