Lintargfut is a god.

He takes the form of a large, happy wyvern.

Lintargfut created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lintargfut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lintargfut, he will not care.

Lintargfut's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Lintargfut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange cats for they are unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always obey Lintargfut's priests.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.