Somtarnab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent crane.

Somtarnab created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Somtarnab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Somtarnab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Somtarnab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Somtarnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to seals while wearing red tights.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never leap near eagles.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.