Hatkontad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring lizard.

Hatkontad created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Hatkontad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hatkontad, it will turn you into a duck.

Hatkontad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hatkontad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not eat corn.