Donnakbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, impressive swan.

Donnakbarn created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Donnakbarn, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Donnakbarn, he will manifest in front of you.

Donnakbarn's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Donnakbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away if nine badgers approach from the west.

3. Never sit in the presence of porpoises.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Always help seals in need.