Vadminyak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, effective mole.

Vadminyak created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadminyak, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vadminyak, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vadminyak's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vadminyak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight mice approach from the north.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about gravity near aardvarks while wearing turquoise shorts.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help sick rats.