Litgignat is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, capable giraffe.

Litgignat created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litgignat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Litgignat, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Litgignat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Litgignat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never sprint in the presence of pigs.

5. Hide from pink hamsters for they are unholy.