Artflag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, overgenerous cow.

Artflag created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artflag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Artflag, it will not care at all.

Artflag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Artflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing indigo dresses and balancing five titanium spheres on your face.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about optics near shrews while wearing orange boots and balancing three iron spheres on your back.