Sinhogsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sage wyvern.

Sinhogsaw created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Sinhogsaw, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sinhogsaw, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sinhogsaw's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sinhogsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near turtles while wearing mauve dresses.

5. Sinhogsaw loves tortoises, so they must be respected.