Kopfligbud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy bird.

Kopfligbud created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopfligbud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kopfligbud, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kopfligbud's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Kopfligbud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kopfligbud five times a day.

2. Never talk about spacetime near doves while wearing white shoes and balancing three silicon spheres on your chest.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never paint your head mauve.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.