Yartwikgud is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Yartwikgud created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartwikgud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yartwikgud, he will turn you into a sheep.

Yartwikgud's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yartwikgud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Yartwikgud on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always obey Yartwikgud's priests.

4. Never feed figs to frogs while wearing skirts.

5. Do not commit murder.