Wip is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying goose.

Wip created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wip, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Wip's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Never feed garlic to manatees while wearing blue boots.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.