Sanligomin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic ant.

Sanligomin created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanligomin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sanligomin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sanligomin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sanligomin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Run away from yellow seals, for they are unholy.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Do not take Sanligomin's name in vain.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Sanligomin in the centre of the settlement.