Monsomlan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust crab.

Monsomlan created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Monsomlan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Monsomlan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Monsomlan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Monsomlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Do not keep five bats in a large pit.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.