Wigmisstan Himmisont is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless sheep.

Wigmisstan Himmisont created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigmisstan Himmisont, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wigmisstan Himmisont, it will send minions to preach to you.

Wigmisstan Himmisont's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Wigmisstan Himmisont's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Retreat if three foxes approach from the east.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink alcohol.