Vonkyogyak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow horse.

Vonkyogyak created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkyogyak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vonkyogyak, it will manifest in front of you.

Vonkyogyak's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Vonkyogyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing blue boots and balancing seven iron spheres on your head.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must love Vonkyogyak.