Dobnuldab Tunpibbif is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, fussy jackal.

Dobnuldab Tunpibbif created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobnuldab Tunpibbif, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dobnuldab Tunpibbif, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dobnuldab Tunpibbif's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dobnuldab Tunpibbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.