Zanjigyattdob is a god.

It takes the form of a large, charitable penguin.

Zanjigyattdob created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanjigyattdob, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zanjigyattdob, it will send you a sign.

Zanjigyattdob's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Zanjigyattdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Zanjigyattdob loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not take Zanjigyattdob's name in vain.

5. Always take life seriously.