Flapwonfad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate lion.

Flapwonfad created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapwonfad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flapwonfad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Flapwonfad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Flapwonfad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Do not chop down trees.