Sommabdiblop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust rat.

Sommabdiblop created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Sommabdiblop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sommabdiblop, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sommabdiblop's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sommabdiblop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Worship no other gods but Sommabdiblop.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

5. Do not cook food in pots.