Febmut Cemkapbarntan Botflatzod is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, capable eagle.

Febmut Cemkapbarntan Botflatzod created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Febmut Cemkapbarntan Botflatzod, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Febmut Cemkapbarntan Botflatzod, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Febmut Cemkapbarntan Botflatzod's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Febmut Cemkapbarntan Botflatzod's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about archaea.