Citnegquagligyartlitbogfob is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic guinea pig.

Citnegquagligyartlitbogfob created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citnegquagligyartlitbogfob, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Citnegquagligyartlitbogfob, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Citnegquagligyartlitbogfob's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Citnegquagligyartlitbogfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Erect five nickel sculptures of Citnegquagligyartlitbogfob on top of important buildings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Hide if four eagles approach from the north.